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Saturday 16 January 2010

A SMASHING IDEA!

A Conservative Green Paper headlined ‘A Healthier Nation’, recommends that advisory labels on every bottle of beer, wine or spirit sold in Britain should suggest a “socially responsible” level of consumption as well as alcohol content.
The Times - Jan 14th

This is all very good and well, but the paper fails to take into consideration a huge percentage of drinkers in this country, who, despite being old enough to buy and consume alcohol in a pub, have the literacy skills of a garden vegetable and believe that 'social recreational activity' is smashing a beer bottle over someone’s head rather than being able to read the tiny label stuck on the side.

ABOUT MYSELF . . .

"The system and structure I use to maintain a healthy balance between sanity and complete total lunacy, although as yet un-recognised in the field of cognitive behavioral science, is to imagine that inside my head there are a number of various departments and little rooms each one representing a specific individual character trait that ultimately forms my unique personal identity and psyche. Each division is overseen by a dedicated team of tiny little people, all of whom are specialists in their own field and who function by either working alone or alongside each other under an effective operational chain of command who ultimately take their orders from a superior high ranking officer or skipper"